Have A Lovely Day

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calware:

calware:

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:

  • i’m going to kill god
  • i’m going to delete my blog
  • i’m going to explode
  • i’m going to blow up this entire website
  • i’m going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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THIS ONE WINS

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tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

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lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

anarcblr:

terror-billie:

leepacey:

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if you tell your kids you love them they WILL use pronouns

not to be joyless but I’m honestly reeling from how mask-off this comment is

“if i show my kid unconditional love they might do shit like be trans, better emotionally abuse them instead”

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good tags only

Honestly it’s like the parents who don’t vaccinate because they’d rather have a dead kid than one with autism.

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moa-broke-me:

abracadaze:

“whats the point of transitioning if you aren’t dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch

‘it looks yummy bitch’ is the perfect reason to do anything ever

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catsudeku:

hell-propaganda:

hell-propaganda:

hell-propaganda:

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

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thank you hostage #3

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Never before has the world seen such well behaved and cooperative hostages

this is great i’m gonna get a good grade in hostage

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nianeyna:
“lol, how could peas be upside d— what the fuck
”

nianeyna:

lol, how could peas be upside d— what the fuck

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librarychair:

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

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animefacialrecognitionsoftware:
“ teasugarsalt:
“ The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.
You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.
”
You’ve been pranked by,  You’ve been sticked by, A teen hooligan  ”

animefacialrecognitionsoftware:

teasugarsalt:

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

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acitywithoutwalls:

rasputinaillyanna:

Belvedere Presents Daniel Craig, dir. by Taika Waititi

excuse me?

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whitepeopletwitter:

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primordial-beetle-whore:
“nighttime2727:
“deedesria543:
“ladychurch:
“ lost-carcosa:
“ Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.
And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for...

primordial-beetle-whore:

nighttime2727:

deedesria543:

ladychurch:

lost-carcosa:

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

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Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

Imagine if they paid THAT much money, yet it still circulated on the internet.

Wouldn’t that be unfortunate?

Extremely unfortunate we wouldn’t want that to happen

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everythingfox:

Fish uses watergun

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snugz:
“ kirklanddryersheet:
“ gimme-da-memes-b0ss:
“Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉
”
Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the...

snugz:

kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

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benjaminbarnes:

TRUE BLOOD | 3.02 “Beautifully Broken”

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i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated:

whos-this-lisa-person:

assumptionprime:

afloweroutofstone:

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The Catholic Church spent $3 million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failed

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If the church can spend 3 million dollars to influence the government, they need to be taxed.

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